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What?
I'm too old for this shit.
Created on 2006-05-09 03:11:29 (#10199758), last updated 2008-06-18
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Basic Info| Name: | the old Vance Astro |
|---|---|
| Location: | United States |
| Website: | See a younger me from a different reality. |
BioI'm not a GODDAMN dog. I'm a man over 1000 years old, AND I'M ANGRY! I was an astronaut sent on a 1000 year trip to our nearest star system but by the time I got there faster than light travel had been invented and other humans beat me there! Trapped in a full body self contained bio-suit, I've come back to the era of my birth to make everyone as miserable as I am.
In other words: FUCK Y'ALL.
In other words: FUCK Y'ALL.
ConnectInterests (47):
air, beer, being an asshole, being offensive, being rude, boobs, bourbon, cheap dates, cheap girls, complaining, crap, crapping, crying, dying, easy dates, easy girls, ending, free beer, free liquor, gravure, guardians of the galaxy, hard liquor, jack daniels, killing stupid people, loitering, not being alone, not being in space, nothing, ourei harada, pandora peaks, porn, redheads, rum, screaming, shit, sleep, sleeping, swearing, tantrums, things that aren't sharp, things that don't suck, whining, whiskey, worthless pieces of plastic, yelling, yelling at stupid people, yukon jack
External Services:
 | crankyoldastro@livejournal.com |
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