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I'm too old for this shit.

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the old Vance Astro
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I'm not a GODDAMN dog. I'm a man over 1000 years old, AND I'M ANGRY! I was an astronaut sent on a 1000 year trip to our nearest star system but by the time I got there faster than light travel had been invented and other humans beat me there! Trapped in a full body self contained bio-suit, I've come back to the era of my birth to make everyone as miserable as I am.

In other words: FUCK Y'ALL.

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