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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
12:19 pm
IF YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU KNOW IT -
PUT YOU HEAD IN THE OVEN.



IT HAS TO BE A GAS OVEN, YOU MORON!

Current Mood: cranky
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
1:16 pm
I HATE PEOPLE THAT PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEIR HAIR THEN WHETHER THE LIGHT THEY ARE WAITING FOR HAS TURNED GREEN - AND THEN FLICK YOU OFF WHEN YOU HONK AT THEM.

Current Mood: cranky
Saturday, August 11th, 2007
11:35 pm
MY BRAIN IS BROKE.

Current Mood: cranky
Monday, July 9th, 2007
2:43 pm
IF COMPUTERS ACTUALLY SUCKED

I'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Current Mood: cranky
Thursday, June 28th, 2007
12:51 pm
Favorite T-shirt Saying
"IF I DON'T HATE YOU...

IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T MET YOU"

Current Mood: cranky
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
1:35 pm
WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO REINSTATE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR STUPID?

TALK ABOUT SOLVING OVERPOPULATION PROBLEMS.

Current Mood: cranky
Thursday, January 25th, 2007
1:06 pm
Yeah, what they said
http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/005112.html

http://calebbullen.livejournal.com/956918.html

JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO ACCEPT HIM SHITTING IN OUR EARS. YES/NO? YES!

Current Mood: cranky
Sunday, January 21st, 2007
5:19 pm
CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IRON MAN
STANDING IN A ROOM
F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G


YES, I KNOW THE RHYTHM IS OFF, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
HELL, IT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE FUCKING CIVIL WAR, RIGHT?
I LOVE TO SEE TWO DICKS FIGHT.
WAIT,
THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE GAY PORN.
WHATEVER!

COME ON, A CLONE OF THOR?
HELLO?
HELL, NO!
LET'S JUST CLONE UNCLE BEN TO FIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE IT A PERFECT SUCKFEST.
THERE GOES THAT GAY PORN AGAIN!

Current Mood: cranky
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
2:11 pm
"BETTER DEAD THAN RED"
SO, THESE DAYS "RED" MEANS REPUBLICAN. CONSERVATIVE, IF YOU WILL. OR AT THE VERY LEAST IT IS THE COLOR OF THOSE STATES PREDOMINATED BY PEOPLE WHO EASILY SUCCUMB TO THE FEAR TACTICS EMPLOYED BY THE REPUBLICANS IN CHARGE.

THIS IS INTERESTING BECAUSE JUST TWO DECADES AGO RED WAS THE COLOR OF COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM, THINGS REPUBLICANS DESPISE AS FORMS OF ULTRA-LIBERALISM. TO BE CALLED A "RED" WAS TO BE CALLED A TRAITOR TO THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF THE USA. THE PHRASE "BETTER DEAD THAN RED" WAS SAID QUITE OFTEN BY PEOPLE THAT ARE NOW CALLED RED.

WHO CAME UP WITH THE RED STATE/BLUE STATE DEFINITIONS? I'M THINKING IT WAS SOMEBODY WITH A DEVILISH SENSE OF HUMOR. OR AN IDIOT WITH NO SENSE OF HISTORY. ONE OR THE OTHER.

Current Mood: cranky
Saturday, November 18th, 2006
2:59 pm
I'M SURPRISED THAT SLOW DRIVERS DON'T NATURALLY DRIFT TO THE RIGHT LANE SINCE SLOW PEOPLE FLOCK TO THE RIGHT.

Current Mood: cranky
Monday, October 23rd, 2006
5:46 pm
"Karma doesn't have hands..."

AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

THAT'S RIGHT, TO DISPENSE SOME KARMIC JUSTICE ON ALL YOUR LOSERIFIC ASSES.

Current Mood: cranky
Saturday, October 21st, 2006
12:03 am
I'M REALLY JUST AMUSING MYSELF HERE.

SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

GONNA HAVE TO FUCK WITH SOME FOLKS.

IT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT.

ALSO GOT TO DESIGN MY OFFICIAL T-SHIRT WITH MY QUOTE: "MY CRANKINESS IS MADE OF PEOPLE!"

FUCK Y'ALL LATER.

Current Mood: cranky
Friday, September 22nd, 2006
6:54 pm

FOLKS, WHEN PEOPLE ARE DRIVING WHILE TALKING ON THEIR CELL PHONE AND SMOKING, THAT'S JUST NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, THEY'RE GONNA DIE.

LET'S BAN THEM FROM WEARING SEAT BELTS AND MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN.



Current Mood: cranky
Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
6:25 pm
I know I'm late... fuck off.
In my time Pluto is still a planet. Actually, they call Pluto and Charon a binary planet.
I like to call 'em the gay planets of the solar system.

Bet them damn scientists didn't consider all the sci-fi they were rendering anachronistic with their decision.

Bastards.

Current Mood: cranky
Monday, September 11th, 2006
10:13 pm
There is the truth...

and then there is denial.


SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PROPAGANDA HOLE.

Current Mood: indescribable
Saturday, September 9th, 2006
2:00 pm
Damn.
I went and found some cool icons and then haven't posted for a while. Not that I don't have things to be cranky about, mind you, because causes for crankiness abound in this era. It's the people, dammit. MY CRANKINESS IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!

Current Mood: cranky
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
9:48 pm
I'M TOO CRANKY FOR THE STARS, TOO CRANKY FOR THE STARS, TOO CRANKY TO TRAVEL AMONGST THE STARS.
AND I'M TOO CRANKY FOR MySPACE, TOO CRANKY FOR MySPACE, SO CRANKY THEY CANNED MY ASS.

OH,
I'M TOO CRANKY FOR MY ASS, TOO CRANKY FOR MY ASS, TOO CRANKY FOR MY PALE AND WRINKLED ASS.
AND... I'M TOO CRANKY FOR YOUR ASS, TOO CRANKY FOR YOUR ASS, TOO CRANKY FOR YOUR HAIRY STINKY ASS.


Your welcome.

Current Mood: cranky
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
1:07 am
WITH GREAT PAIN COMES GREAT JUSTIFICATION.

Current Mood: cranky
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
8:23 pm
RIDE YOU AND THE HORSE YOU SCREWED IN ON!

Current Mood: cranky
Friday, June 23rd, 2006
3:24 pm
CHILDREN GROW UP INTO ADULT PEOPLE. ADULT PEOPLE ARE SELFISH ASSHOLES. SELFISH ASSHOLES ARE THE REASON FOR ALL THE ILLS OF THE WORLD. THEREFORE, KILLING CHILDREN IS GOOD FOR THE PLANET.

THINK ABOUT IT.

Current Mood: cranky
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